"Artists"

Aaliyah
ABBA



Gregory Abbotts

Paula Abdul

Mandy Moore of
the Eighties







Accept
Ace

Ace of Base








Bryan Adams

Canada should be
punished for
exporting him to
the U.S.






Adema

Aerosmith

Best case ever for
forcing retirement
on old rockstars














Christina GAGuilera









Air Supply

Wussmeisters supreme








Morris Albert

Alias

Alice in Chains


All for One


All Saints

Amber
Ambrosia

America

They do this
country a
terrible disservice,
let's deport them.



American Hi-Fi
Andrew W.K.

Paul Anka




Marc Anthony

Aqua

The Archies

Asia

Ashanti
The Association


Rick Astley






Atlantic Starr
Patti Austin and James Ingram
Frankie Avalon
B2K

The B-52's
Stevie B
Bachman Turner
Overweight



Tal Bachman
Bad Company






Bad English

Tony Basil
BLANDstreet Boys

The New Kids on
the Block unfortunately
have been successfully
cloned.




















Baha Men
Barenaked Ladies



Bay City Rollers


BBMak


Beach Boys




Bee Gees








Bellamy Brothers


Pat Benatar




George Benson

One of the
first sellouts.

Should have
stuck to jazz.
Chuck Berry

Elvin Bishop

Blaque




Blessid Union of Souls


Blink 182









Blue Swede

Blues Traveler

Michael Bolton


The Epitome of Bad
"Music"

Be Good or You
Will Have to Spend
an Eternity in Hell
Listening To This Guy's
Garbage








This piece of
crap deserves
to be executed
in an electric
chair for
crimes against
humanity















Bon Jovi

Hairspray poodle
rock







Jon Bon Jovi
Debbie Boone
Pat Boone

Boston


Loading dock
rock





Boy George

Brady Bunch
Michelle Branch
Laura Branigan



Bread



Meredith Brooks

Jackson Browne

"Music" like this
douchebag's, is an
oxymoron of the term
"Classic Rock".

Peabo Bryson



Buckner and Garcia

Bush















The Calling

Glen Campbell

Captain and Tenile






Irene Cara

Mariah Carey







Belinda Carlisle



Bob Carlisle
Eric Carmen




Kim Carnes

The Carpenters








Shaun Cassidy

Peter Cetera

This turd burgler
has ruined many a
man's trip to the
grocery store.



A disgrace to the
city of Chicago








Chairman of the Board

Charlene
Cher















Chicago




A once great Rock
band turns into one of
the worst "lite-rock"
bands ever and can't
recover





















Jane Child

Cinderella




Eric Clapton

This legend has sadly
run out of good songs





Climax


Coal Chamber

Tom Cochrane

Paula Cole




Collective Soul

The 90's Version of
'38 Special




Phil Collins




Color Me Badd

Shawn Colvin

Alice Cooper
Counting Crows
The Cowsills



Creed












Creedence Clearwater Revival
Jim Croce





CSNY
Cristopher Cross



Sheryll Crow





Cutting Crew
Burton Cummings
Billy Ray Cyrus

Damn Yankees
Dashboard Confessional
Paul Davis

Sammy Davis Jr.


Doris Day


Taylor Dayne






DeBarge
Chris Debourgh
Del Amitri
Rick Dees and His Cast
of Idiots
Def Leppard











The DeFranco Family

Default
Rick Derringer

Destiny's Child





Diamond Rio
Neil Diamond








Celine Dion

Listening to her
"Songs" and her
"singing" is more
painful than getting
one's hands chopped
in a meat grinder



The female
Michael Bolton

Time for
execution by
lethal injection
for this
"woman"




Dr. Hook




Dog's Eye View
Bo Donaldson and the
Heywoods
The Doobie Brothers




Drowning Pool



The Eagles

Pickup truck
"rock".

Garth Brooks would
love it.


Sheena Easton


Eiffel Club
ELO
Beatles Rip-Off



England Dan & Jon Ford
Corley
Gloria Estefan



Melissa Ethridge


Europe
Eve 6

Everclear




Exile

Shelley Fabares
Lara Fabian

Far Corporation
Jose Feliciano

Jay Ferguson

Filter




Firehouse




First Class
Five for Fighting


The Five Stairsteps
Roberta Flack


Dan Fogelberg

Foghat
The Foo Fighters





Lita Ford


Foreigner










Four Non Blondes
The Four Seasons


Connie Francis


Michael Fredo

Glenn Frey


Fuel


Kenny G



Leif Garret


Gloria Gaynor

David Geddes
J. Geils Band
Genesis


Gerardo
Debbie Gibson




The Go-Go's
Godsmack





Bobby Goldsborro
Goo-Goo Dolls


Go West

Larry Graham



Grand Funk Railroad

Amy Grant





Dobie Gray
Greenday






Lee Greenwood

Henry Gross
The Guess Who


Guns N Roses

Sammy Hagar
Hall and Oates



Hamilton, Joe Frank, and Reynolds
Hanson




The Happenings
Richard Harris
George Harrison


Corey Hart

Dan Hartman

Heart


Don Henley





Dan Hill


Dan Hill and Vonda Sheppard
Faith Hill

Rupert Holmes

The Hooters
Hootie and the BLOWfish




Bruce Hornsby

Whitney Houston



The Hues Corporation

The Human League
Enrique Iglesias







Incubus




Ja Rule




Terry Jacks
The Jackson Five
Michael Jackson

Should have retired
after the
album Thriller.

Jay-Z
Jefferson Starship
The Jets
Jewel


Poetic My Ass


Billy Joel

Should have been
a Vegas lounge
pianist.

Was hardly a
"classic rock"
artist.
Elton John

A great singer and
musician who
downgraded his music
for the "Adult
Contemporary"
demographic. Yuck.






Johnny Hates Jazz

Don Johnson
Tom Jones


Journey
These guys took
precious airtime
away from truly
great pop and
rock band like
Anthrax, Metallica,
Depeche Mode, the
Cure, Joy Division,
New Order, and
Killing Joke
during the Eighties.


Judas Priest
Kansas





Katrina and the Waves
Kid CROCK

Poison of the
new millenium.

Andy Kim
Kiss







Jordan Knight






Kool and the Gang


Krap (Korn)
Terrible hard rock
band passed off as
"the best band
ever".
Some of their
"fans" really
irritate me.



Chad Kroger featuring Josey Scott
LFO



Cyndi Lauper




Avril Lavigne
John Lennon
Aaron Lewis and Fred Durst
Donna Lewis


Huey Lewis and the News

Lite "rock" for
imbeciles and
those who aren't
exposed to good
and truly great
music.

An advertiser's
greatest dream.




Lifehouse
Limp Bizkit
Backstreet Boys of
rap/hard rock.











Linkin Park



Little Peggy March

Little River Band



Lit

Live
Wimp rockers
supreme

Lobo



Kenny Loggins
Loggins and Messins



Lonestar

Looking Glass
Los Del Rio


Jennifer Lopez
Latin revival
my ass.








Loverboy

Dumb chick/STD
filled groupie
hard rock.

Lyrnyrd Skynyrd
M.C. Hammer


Edwin McCain



Mary McGreggor


Madonna

















Yngwie Malmsteen

Great guitarist,
awful songwriter

Barry Manilow

Great stuff, for
riverboat casino
clients.




Manowar




Marilyn Manson



Marcy Playground
Richard Marx

A disgrace to
the city of
Chicago (just
like Peter Cetera).
Mase

Master P

Matchbox 20

"Modern Rock"
for rednecks.




Dave Matthews Band


Maxi Priest

John Mayer

C. W. McCall
Marilyn McCoo and Billy Davis Jr.


Ricky Martin
It's no shock
that he was in
Menudo aka the
New Kids of
Puerto Rico.

Paul McCartney


Van McCoy
Michael McDonald/Patti Labelle

Bobby McFerrin
Maureen McGovern

Joey McIntyre


Brian McKnight


Sarah McLauglin


Don McLean


Meatloaf






Megadeth




John Mellencrap











Sergio Mendes

Menudo
Natalie Merchant


Metallicaca
A once great band
is now the saddest
example of a
corporate sellout.

Any band that sues
their own fans
and tries to get
them jailed
deserves no respect.

They will never see
a dime from me
ever again.







Methods of Mayhem
George Michael

Bette Midler


Mike and the Mechanics

He was nothing more
than a sideman in
Genesis. Things
should have
stayed that way.

Steve Miller Band



A favorite of
pickup truck
drivers.


Kylie Minouge






Mr. Big
Mr. Mister

Mocedades
Eddie Money








Mandy Moore


Alanis Morissete

Helen Reddy of
the Nineties

Among the most
annoyinly whining
voices in music.





Motley Crue
They have a couple
good songs I guess.
At least THEY would
not sue their fans.

The fact that they
insulted Metallicrap
makes them good
guys in my book.
Mudvayne


Maria Muldaur

Michael Murphy
Mrs. Miller
98 Degrees (of crap-ola)

More New Kids clones

Oh joy (NOT)




'N Sync ('N Suck)

I'm looking forward
to the Where are They
Now episode that
features them, the
Blandstreet Boys,
Skanky Spears,
Christina Gaguilera,
Mandy Moore, and
98 Disease.


This garbage teen
"idol" trend has
must end soon.






Nazareth
Nelly




Nelson

Rickie Nelson
Willie Nelson with
Julio Iglesias
Robbie Nevil
New Found Glory

New Kids on the Block

They are probably
just as bad as
Peter Cetera, Michael
Bolton, Kenny G, and
Celine Dion.

As the precursors to
the Blandstreet Boys,
N Suck, BBMak, 98
Disease, and LFO
they must all be
executed.



Wayne Newton
Olivia Newton John




Olivia Newton John with John Travolta



Nickelback


Night Ranger






Nine Days


No Doubt






No Mercy
Ted Nugent
O-Town

Ocean

Billy Ocean







The Offspring









Ohio Express
Yoko Ono
Orgy

Tony Orlando and Dawn


Orleans


Kelly Osbourne with Incubus
Ozzy Osbourne



Ozzy Osbourne with Lita Ford

Donny Osmond

Nice dude, though
Marie Osmond
Alan O' Day
Gilbert O' Sullivan


Ozark Mtn. Daredevils
GLAMtera
A hair metal band
that took Exhorder's
music style and called
it it's own.

Most unoriginal
major metal band
ever.









Pattie Page



Jennifer Paige

Papa Roach




John Parr

Alan Parson's Project

The Partridge Family


Peaches and Herb

Cece Peniston
Tom Petty


Phish
Pilot

Pink


Player
P.O.D.






Poison

Kings of Poodle
Rock/Hair "Metal"













Presidents of the USA
Elvis Presley



Prince


The Proclaimers

Gary Puckett and the Union Gap







Puddle of Mudd


Puff Daddy

M.C. Hammer of
the new
millenium.

Unoriginality
supreme.











Quarterflash
Queen





Quiet Riot

Rainbow

Real McCoy
Redbone

Red Hot Chili Peppers





The Rembrandts



Mike Reno and Ann Wilson
REO Speedwagon

They were ten times
better than Iron
Maiden, the Cure,
and the Police, NOT.

Mullet Rock Garbage


The Righteous Brothers
Leanne Rimes


Lionel Richie
Became an elevator
music guru after
leaving the
Commodores

Hot stuff, at
Holiday Inn.
Lionel Richie with Diana Ross
Vickie Sue Robinson
Kenny Rogers


Rolling Stones
Time to retire
Diana Ross




David Lee Roth
Todd Rundgren

Rupaul
Rush


Savage Garden




Sergeant Barry Sadler

Leo Sayer
A disgrace to
England.
Boz Scaggs


Scorpions






Seals and Crofts

Neil Sedaka





Bob Seger

He should NEVER
have been played
regularly on
"Classic Rock"
stations
pre-Vince Gill
pre-Shania Twain

The fact that he
and others like
Styx and Journey
were player on "rock"
stations in favor
of great acts like
The Cure proves
how rigged pop and
"rock" stations are
and have been.

Shakira



William Shatner


Duncan Sheik

Bobby Sherman

Shitkorn uh I mean Slipknot




Silverchair



Carly Simon and James Taylor
Paul Simon


Jessica Simpson








Sisquo
Sister Hazel
Sixpence None the Richer


Skid Row


Slaughter


Hurricane Smith

Will Smith
Like Puff Daddy
he covers songs
adds a rap to
them and calls
it "sampling".
The Bret Michaels
of hip-hop.

Soul Assylum


David Soul

SKANKY Spears
post-Debbie Gibson

She should become a
stripper after
her "music " career
ends.


One of the worst
female vocalists ever.





Spice Girls






The Spinners
Rick Springfiled


Squeeze

Billy Squier


SR-71

Staind





Frank Stallone
Starbuck
Starland Vocal Band

Ringo Starr
Great in the
Beatles. Not
so good solo.


Starship
From Jefferson
Airplane to a
lite "rock" sellout.
Steely Dan



Cat Stevens


Ray Stevens
Rod Stewart


Great voice,
garbage tunes.








Stone Temple Pilots

The Stylistics




Styx

According to US
"Classic" Rock
stations they
were better than the
Sex Pistols, the
Clash, the Cure,
Depeche Mode, Joy
Division, Metallica,
and Megadeth.


Biggest evidence
of a closed,
rigged market

Yet another disgrace
to the city of
Chicago.





Sum 41


Donna Summer

Survivor


Patrick Swayze
Sweet



Matthew Sweet

A Taste of Honey
Tavares


James Taylor

VH1 Poster Child

Lite "rock"
favorite.



10CC

10,000 Maniacs



Thin Lizzy



Third Eye Blind



.38 Special



B.J. Thomas



George Thorogood

Three Dog Night



Three Doors Down



Tiffany

pre-Britney Spears





Tiny Tim

TLC

Toad the Wet Sprocket

The Tokens

Toto


Train



John Travolta
Shania Twain
Lite "rock"
garbage.
If she wasn't a
hot babe, she would
not have a career.







Tweet

Bonnie Tyler



Type 'O Negative
USA for Africa

Usher








Frankie Valli


Van Halen




Vanilla Ice



Vanity Fair
Billy Vera & the Beaters
Bobby Vee

Vengaboys
Vertical Horizon


The Verve Pipe
The Village People


Vitamin C


Vixen

Jack Wagner
John Waite
The Waitresses
The Wallflowers



Joe Walsh

Warrant



Dionne Warwick

WASP

Wham



Wheatus

Whitesnake





The Who
Wild Cherry

Matthew Wilder

Deniece Williams

Robbie Williams

Vanessa Williams




Bruce Willis

Wilson Phillips





Mario Winans
Wings
Paul McCartney's still
one of greatest,
though


Bill Withers



Stevie Wonder


Gary Wright

Zager and Evans
ZZ Top

"Songs"

Rock the Boat
Dancing Queen
Knowing me, Knowing You
Take a Chance on Me
Shake You Down

Blowing Kisses in the Wind
Cold Hearted (Snake)

Opposites Attract

Rush, Rush
Straight Up
The Way That You Love Me
Will You Marry Me?
Balls to the Wall
How Long (Has This Been Going On)
All That She Wants

Beautiful Life

Don't Turn Around


The Sign

Everything I Do, I Do it For You
Heaven
I've Finally Found Someone (With Barbara

Streisand)
Rescue Me
Run to You

Summer of '69

The Way You Like It

Angel
Amazing

Crazy
Crying
Falling in Love (Is Hard on the Knees)

Fly Away From Here

Hole in my Soul

I Don't Want to Miss a Thing

Jaded

Sunshine
What it Takes
Genie in a Bottle



I Turn to You

Nobody Wants to be Lonely(with Ricky Martin)
What a Girl Wants
All Out of Love

Even the Nights are Better
Here I Am
Lost in Love

Making Love out of Nothing at All

The One That You Love
Feelings

More Than Words Can Say
Get Born Again
Heaven Beside You

I Can Love You Like That
I Swear
Never Ever

This is Your Night
How Much I Feel

A Horse With No Name

I Need You
Sister Golden Hair
Tin Man
Ventura Highway
You Can do Magic


Flavor of the Week
Party Hard

Diana
Puppy Love
Put Your Head on My Shoulder
You're Having My Baby
I Need to Know
You Sang to Me
Barbie Girl

Sugar Sugar

Heat of the Moment
Only Time Will Tell
Foolish
Cherish
Never my Love

Cry for Help
Never Gonna Give You Up

She Wants to Dance With Me

Always
Baby Come to Me

Venus
Uh Huh

Love Shack
Because I Love You
Let it Ride

Roll Down The Highway
Taking Care of Business
She's so High
Bad Company

Can't Get Enough

Movin' On
Rock and Roll Fantasy

When I See You Smile

Mickey
All I Have to Give

As Long as You Love Me
The Call

Drowning
Everybody (Backstreet's Back)
I'll Never Break Your Heart

I Want It That Way
Larger Than Life


More Than That
The One
Quit Playing Games With my Heart
Shape of my Heart


Show Me the Meaning
of Being Lonely
We've Got it Going On


Who Let the Dogs Out?
If I Had a Million Dollars
It's All Been Done
Pinch Me
Saturday Night


Back Here


Kokomo

Surfin' USA


I Started a Joke

New York Mining Disaster

Nights on Broadway
Too Much Heaven
Tragedy

Let Your Love Flow


Heartbreaker
Hit Me With Your Best Shot
Love is a Battlefield
Shadows of the Night
Give me the Night

Greatest Love of All

This Masquerade

Turn Your Love Around
My Ding-A-Ling

Fooled Around and Fell In Love
Bring it on to Me (With JC Chasez from

'N Stink)

Hey Leonardo (She's the One for Me)

Adam's Song
All The Small Things
Damnit (Growing Up)

First Date
Stay Together for the Kids
What's My Age Again


Hooked on a Feeling

Runaround

Best of Love

Can I Touch You....There?
Completely
Dock of the Bay
Drift Away

Georgia on my Mind
Go the Distance
How Am I Supposed to Live Without
You
How Can We be Lovers (If We Can't
Be Friends?)
Love is a Wonderful Thing
Missing You Now
Reach Out (I'll Be There


Said I Loved You (But I Lied)

Soul Provider
That's What Love is All About

Time, Love, and Tenderness

To Love Somebody

When a Man Loves a Woman


When I'm Back on My Feet Again

Bad Medicine
I'll Be There For You
In These Arms
It's my Life
Keep the Faith
Lay Your Hands on Me
Living on a Prayer

Runaway
You Give Love a Bad Name
Blaze of Glory
You Light up my Life
No More Mr. Nice Guy
Tutti Frutti
Amanda
Don't Look Back
I Need Your Love
Let me Take You Home Tonight
Long Time

Peace of Mind
Smokin'

The Crying Game

Time to Change
Everwhere
How am I Supposed to Live Without You


Baby I'm a Want You
Guitar Man
It Don't Matter to Me
Make it With You
Bitch

Doctor my Eyes
Load Out/Stay
The Pretender
Rock me on the Water

Running on Empty
Somebody's Baby
If Ever You're In My Arms Again

A Whole New World
Pac-Man Fever

Chemicals Between Us

Come Down

Everything Zen

Glycerine

Greedy Fly
Letting the Cables Sleep
Machine Head

Mouth
Swallowed

Wherever You Will Go

Rhinestone Cowboy
Southern Nites
Do it to Me One More Time

Love Will Keep us Together
Muskrat Love

What a Feeling (Flashdance Theme)
Emotions
Hero
Thank God I Found You (With Joe and 98

Degrees)
Without You

Heaven is a Place on Earth
I Get Weak

Butterfly Kisses
All by Myself

Hungry Eyes
Make me Lose Control

Bette Davis Eyes

Close to You

Sing
Superstar
(I'm On) Top of the World

We've Only Just Begun

Da Doo Ron Ron
Hey Deanie
After All (with Cher)

Do You Love Me That Much?
Even a Fool Can See
Feels Like Heaven (with Chaka
Khan)

(I Wanna Take) Forever Tonight
Glory of Love
The Next Time I Fall (with Amy
Grant)
One Clear Voice

Restless Heart

Give me Just a Little More Time
I've Never Been to Me
Believe



Gypsies Tramps and Thieves
Half Breed
If I Could Turn Back Time

I've Found Someone
Song For the Lonely

Strong Enough

We All Sleep Alone
Birthday Boy
Explain it to my Heart
Hard Habit to Break
Hard to Say I'm Sorry

I Don't Wanna Live Without Your
Love
If You Leave me Now
If She Would Have Been Faithful
Look Away

Love me Tomorrow

No Tell Lover
Saturday in the Park
Show me a Sign

25 or 6 to 4 ('86 Version)
We Can Last Forever

Will You Still Love Me


You Come to my Senses

You're Not Alone

You're the Inspiration
Don't Wanna Fall in Love
Don't Know What You Got 'Til its
Gone
Gypsy Road

Blue Eyes Blue

Hello Old Friend

My Father's Eyes

Layla (Unplugged Version)
Promises
Precious and Few


Shock the Monkey

Life is a Highway

I Don't Want to Wait

Where Have all the Cowboys Gone

December
Heavy
Precious Declaration

Shine

The World I Know

Everyday
Sussudio

You Can't Hurry Love
You'll Be in my Heart
All for Love
I Adore Mi Amore
Sunny Came Home

Poison
A Long December
Indian Lake

The Rain, the Park, and Other Things
Higher

My Own Prison

My Sacrifice

One

One Last Breath

What if
What is This Life For
With Arms Wide Open
Up Around the Bend

I'll Have to Say I Love You In a Song

Time in a Bottle
You Don't Mess Around With Jim
Our House
Ride Like the Wind

Sailing

Anything But Down
D'Yer Maker
If It Makes You Happy

Strong Enough

Died in Your Arms
Stand Tall
Achy Breaky Heart

High Enough
Screaming Infidelities
Cool Night
I Go Crazy
Candy Man

I Gotta be Me
Whatever Will Be Will Be (Que Sera
Sera
I Will Always Love You
Love Will Lead You Back
Tell it to my Heart

With Every Beat of my Heart
Rythym of the Night
The Lady in Red
Roll to Me
Disco Duck

Armageddeon It

Have You Ever Needed Someone So
Bad
Let's Get Rocked
Love Bites
Make Love Like a Man
Pour Some Sugar on Me
Promises

Women
Heartbeat, it's a Lovebeat
Wasting my Time
Real American

Bootylicious

Jumpin' Jumpin'
Say My Name
Survivor

One More Day
(Coming) to America

I Am, I Said
Red Red Wine

You Don't Bring me Flowers
(with Barbara Streisand)
A New Day Has Come
All by Myself

Beauty and the Beast
Because You Loved Me
It's All Coming Back to me Now
If You Asked Me To

I'm Your Angel(With R Kelly)
My Heart Will Go On
The Power of Love


Tell Him (with Barbara Streisand)
That's the Way it Is
Think Twice
To Love You More
When I Fall in Love
Where Does My Heart Beat Now
Cover of the Rolling Stone
When You're in Love With a
Beautiful Woman
Everything Falls Apart
Billy Don't be a Hero

Black Water
Listen to the Music
Long Train Running
Rockin' Down the Highway
Bodies

The Game

Already Gone
Best of My Love
Desperado
Heartache Tonight
Take it Easy

Tequila Sunrise
Victim of Love

For Your Eyes Only

Morning Train (9 to 5)
I'm Blue
Can't Get it Out of My Head
Don't Bring me Down
Evil Woman

I'd Really Love to See You Tonight
Get on Your Feet

1-2-3
Reach
Come to my Window

I'm the Only One
Carrie
Inside Out

Father of Mine
I Will Buy You a New Life

Santa Monica
Kiss You All Over

Johnny Angel
I Will Love Again

Stairway to Heaven
Feliz Navidad

Thunder Island

Hey Man Nice Shot
Take a Picture

Welcome to the Fold

Don't Treat me Bad

When I Look Into Your Eyes

Beach Baby
Easy Tonight
Superman (It's Not Easy)
Ooh-Child
Killing me Softly (With his Song)

Longer

Slow Ride
Big Me
Everlong
Learn to Fly
Monkey Wrench
My Hero
This is a Call
Kiss me Deadly
Shot of Poison

Cold as Ice
Double Vision
Feels Like the First Time

Head Games
Juke Box Hero

Say You Will
Waiting for a Girl Like You
What's Up
Oh What a Night (Dec. 63)
Who Loves You
Where the Boys Are
Who's Sorry Now

This Time Around

The Heat is On
Smuggler's Blues
You Belong to the City
Bad Day
Hemmorrhage (In My Hands)
Forever in Love
The Moment

Songbird
I Was Made for Dancin'
Put Your Head on My Shoulder
I Will Survive
Never can Say Goodbye
Run, Joey, Run
Love Stinks
I Can't Dance
In Too Deep
Invisible Touch
Rico Suave
Electric Youth
Foolish Beat
In Your Eyes
Shake Your Love

Vacation
Awake
I Stand Alone

Voodoo
Whatever

Honey
Black Balloon
Iris
Name
King of Wishful Thinking
One in a Million (Chance of a Lifetime)


Bad Time
We're an American Band
Baby Baby
Big Yellow Taxi
Every Heartbeat
Takes a Little Time
That's What Love is For
Drift Away
Brain Stew/Jaded
Geek Stink Breath
Longview
Minority

The Time of Your Life
When I Come Around
God Bless the USA

Shannon
No Time
Share the Land
These Eyes
Oh My God

I Can't Drive 55
Kiss on my List
Make my Dreams
Out of Touch
Private Eyes
Don't Pull Your Love

I'll Come to You
MMMBop

This Time Around

See You in September
MacArthur Park
I've Got my Mind Set on You

Never Surrender
Sunglasses at Night
I Can Dream About You

Alone
These Dreams
What About Love?
The End of the Innocence
The Heart of the Matter
The Last Worthless Evening
Sometimes When We Touch

Can't We Try

Breathe
This Kiss
Escape (The Pina
Colada Song)
And We Danced
Hold my Hand

Let Her Cry
Old Man and Me
Only Wanna be With You
Tucker's Town
The Way it Is

I Will Always Love You
One Moment in Time

Saving All my Love
Rock the Boat

Human
Bailamos
Be With You

Escape

Hero

The Rythym Divine
Drive
Nice to Know You

Pardon Me
Stellar
Always on Time
Between me and You
Holla Holla
Livin' it Up
Put it on Me
Seasons in the Sun
Rockin' Robin
Ben
Earth Song
Heal the World
Stranger in Moscow
You Are Not Alone

Anything
Miracles
Crush on You
Down So Long
Foolish Games
Hands
Who Will Save Your Soul
You Were Meant for Me
Captain Jack
Goodnight Saigon
Keeping the Faith
The Longest Time
Piano Man
River of Dreams
Uptown Girl
We Didn't Start the Fire
Bennie and the Jets
Candle in the Wind '97

Don't Go Breaking my Heart (With Kiki

Dee)
The One
Sacrifice

Written in the Stars (With Leanne Rimes)


Shattered Dreams

Heartbeat
It's Not Unusual

She's a Lady
Anytime
Any Way You Want It
Ask the Lonely
Faithfully

Feeling That Way
Lovin' Touchin' Squeezin'
Open Arms
Send Her My Love
Separate Ways
When You Love a Woman

Who's Crying Now
Turbo Lover
Carry on my Wayward Son

Dust in the Wind

Point of No Return
Walking on Sunshine
American Badass
Bawitdaba
Cowboy
Only God Knows Why

Rock me Gently
Beth
Forever

Heaven's On Fire

I Was Made for Loving You
Let's Put the X in Sex
Give it to You

I Could Never Take the Place of

Your Man

Celebration
Cherish
Too Hot
A.D.I.D.A.S.

All in the Family

Falling Away From Me
Freak on a Leash
Here to Stay
Make me Bad

Shoots and Ladders

Hero

Girl on TV

Summer Girls

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
Time After Time
True Colors

Complicated
Woman
Outside

I Love You Always Forever

Back in Time

Doing it All For my Baby

Do You Believe in Love
Heart and Soul
The Heart of Rock and Roll

Hip to be Square
I Want a New Drug
It's Alright
The Power of Love
Stuck With You

Hanging by a Moment
Break Stuff

Boiler

Faith
My Way

Nookie
Rearranged
Rollin'



Take a Look Around
Crawling

In the End
One Step Closer
I Will Follow Him

Lady

Lonesome Loser
Reminiscing
Miserable
My Own Worst Enemy
All Over You
Dolphins Cry
Selling the Drama

I'd Love You to Want Me
Me and You and a Dog Named Boo
Danger Zone
Your Mama Don't Dance and Your Daddy

Don't Rock and Roll
Amazed

Brandy
Macarena


Ain't It Funny (remix with Ja Rule)
I'm Real (remix with Ja Rule)

If You Had my Love
My Love Don't Cost a Thing
No me Ames
Play
Waiting for Tonight
Everybody's Working For the
Weekend

The Kid is Hot Tonight

You Got That Right
Here Comes the Hammer
Pray

I'll Be

I Could Not Ask
for More
Torn Between Two Lovers

American Pie

Cherish
Don't Cry for Me Argentina
Holiday
Justify My Love
Material Girl
Music

Papa Don't Preach

Take a Bow (with Babyface)
This Used to be My Playground
What it's Like for a Girl
Heaven Tonight
You Don't Remember, I'll Never Forget


Copacabana
I Made it Through the Rain
I Write the Songs

Mandy

Ready to Take a Chance Again
Blow Your Speakers

Fighting the World
Kings of Metal
Pleasure Slave
The Beautiful People
The Dope Show
Man That You Fear
Sweet Dreams
Sex and Candy
At the Beginning (With Donna Lewis)
Hold on to the Nights
Right Here Waiting
Take This Heart
Way She Loves Me
Tell me What You Want

Ghetto D

Back 2 Good
Bent
If You're Gone
Mad Season
Push

Real World
3 Am
Crash Into Me

Satellite
I Just Want to be Close to You
No Such Thing

Convoy
You Don't Have to be a Star Baby (to be

in my Show)
The Cup of Life
Livin La Vida Loca
Private Emotion
Shake Your Bon-Bon


She's All I Ever Had
Freedom

Hope of Deliverance
The Hustle
On My Own


Don't Worry Be Happy
The Morning After

I Love You Came Too Late
Stay the Same
Anytime
Back at One

Adia
Angel
I Will Remember You
American Pie


I'd Do Anything For Love
Rock and Roll Dreams Come Through
You Took the Words Right Out of My Mouth

Breadline


Crush 'Em
A Tout Le Monde
Check it Out
I Need a Lover

Key West Intermeezo (I Saw You First)


Just Another Day

Pop Singer

Wild Night
I'm Never Gonna Let You Go
Hold Me
Jealousy
Kind and Generous

Ain't My Bitch
Bleeding Me
Enter Sandman

Fuel

Hero of the Day
I Disappear
Loverman
Mama Said

No Leaf Clover
Nothing Else Matters

Turn the Page

Until it Sleeps
Unforgiven 2


Wherever I May Roam
Whiskey in the Jar
New Skin
Jesus to a Child
Too Funky
From a Distance

Wind Beneath my Wings
All I Need is a Miracle
The Living Years

Silent Running (Can You Hear me Running)


Abracadabra

Fly Like an Eagle
Heart Like a Wheel

Jet Airliner
Rock 'n Me
Swingtown
Take the Money and Run
Can't Get You Out of my Head
Locomotion
Love at First Sight

Lucky

To Be With You
Broken Wings
Kyrie
Eres Tu
I Wanna go Back

Shakin'

Take me Home Tonight
Two Tickets to Paradise

Walk on Water
Candy

I Wanna be With You
Hand in my Pocket

Head Over Feet

Ironic

Thank U
Uninvited


Unsent
You Outta Know

Don't Go Away Mad (Just Go Away)
Home Sweet Home

Same Old Situation (SOS)
Smoking in the Boys' Room
Without You

Dig


Midnight at the Oasis

Wildfire
Monday Monday
Because of You

The Hardest Thing

I Do (Cherish You)
Just One Night (Una Noche)
My Everything
This Gift

Bye, Bye, Bye

Giddy Up
God Must Have Spent a Little Time on You


Gone
Here we Go

I Drive Myself Crazy

I Want You Back
It's Gonna be Me

Pop

Sailing


Tearing up My Heart
This I Promise You
Love Hurts
Batter Up
Country Grammar

EI

After the Rain
Love and Affection
Garden Party
To All the Girls I've Loved Before
C'est La Vie
My Friends Over You

Cover Girl

Games
Hangin' Tough

I'll be Loving You (Forever)

New Kids on the Block
Please Don't Go Girl
(You Got It) The Right Stuff

Step by Step

Tonight

Donka Shane
Have You Never Been Mellow
I Honestly Love You

Physical
Summer Loving


You're the One That I Want
How You Remind Me
Too Bad

Don't Tell me You Love me
Sister Christian


You Can Still Rock in America
Absolutely (Story of a Girl)

Don't Speak
Ex-Girlfriend
Hella Good

Hey Baby
Just a Girl
Sunday Morning
Where do You Go
Bound and Gagged
All or Nothing

Put Your Hand in the Hand
Get Out of My Dreams, Get Into my Car

Suddenly
When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Get
Going

Gone Away

The Kids Aren't Alright
Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)
Self Esteem
She's Got Issues
Why Don't You Get a Job
Yummy Yummy Yummy
Kiss Kiss Kiss
Stitches

Candida
Knock Three Times
Tie a Yellow Ribbon
Dance With me
Still the One

Papa Don't Preach

I Still Want You

See You on the Other Side
If I Close my Eyes, Forever

Puppy Love
Sacred Emotion
Soldier of Love
Paper Roses
Undercover Angel
Alone Again (Naturally)

Jackie Blue
Biggest Part of Me
5 Minutes Alone
Goddamn Electric

Hard Lines, Sunken Cheeks
Nothing on But the Radio
Power Metal
Proud to be Loud

Revolution is my Name

Rock the World
Strength Beyond Strength
War Nerve
We'll Meet Again
How Much is That Doggie in the Window


Crush

Broken Home


Last Resort

Naughty Naughty
St. Elmo's Fire
Eye in the Sky

I Think I Love You
I Woke up in Love This Morning
Reunited

Finally
Free Fallin'
Into the Great Wide Open
Waste
Magic

Don't Let me Get me
There You Go
You Make me Sick
Baby Come Back
Alive
Boom

Rock the Party

Youth of the Nation

Every Rose Has Its Thorn

Fallen Angel
Nothing But a Good Time
Something to Believe in
Talk Dirty to Me
Unskinny Bop

Your Mama Don't Dance and Your Daddy

Don't Rock and Roll


Lump
Ain't No Room to Rumba in a Sports Car


Most Beautiful Girl in the World

I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
Lady Will Power

Woman (Have You Got Cheatin' on Your

Mind?)
Young Girl


Blurry
Loss of Control

Bad Boy for Life

Best Friend
Been Around the World

Can't Nobody Hold me Down
Diddy
I Need a Girl Part One(with Usher)
I Need a Girl Part Two

I'll be Missing You

Public Enemy 2000
Satisfy You (with R Kelly)
Take This Money

Harden my Heart
Another One Bites the Dust
Bicycle Race

Radio Ga Ga
You're My Best Friend
Bang Your Head
Cum on, Feel the Noize
Stone Cold

Another Night
Come and Get Your Love

My Friends

Other Side

Under the Bridge

I'll be There For You

Just the Way it it, Baby
Almost Paradise

Can't Fight This Feeling Anymore
Keep on Loving You
Keep the Fire Burning

Riding the Storm Out
Roll With the Changes
Take it on the Run

Time for me to Fly
Soul and Inspiration
How Do I Live

I Need You
Ballerina Girl
Dancing on the Ceiling

Hello
Lady
Say You Say Me

Truly
Endless Love

Turn the Beat Around
The Greatest
Lady

Anybody Seen my Baby
Saint of Me
Do You Know Where You're Going to
Love Hangover

Upside Down
Yankee Rose
Hello, it's Me

Supermodel
Force Ten
Manhattan Project
Test for Echo
Affirmation
I Knew I Loved You

I Want You
Truly, Madly, Deeply
Ballad of the Green Berets
When I Need You
You Make me Feel Like Dancing
Jo-Jo
Look What You've Done to Me
Big City Nights
Don't Stop at the Top
Rythym of Love
Send me an Angel
Still Loving You

Wind of Change
Diamond Girl
Get Closer
Breaking up is Hard to Do
Calendar Girl
Happy Birthday, Sweet 16
Laughter in the Rain
Against the Wind
Beautiful Loser
The Fire Down Below
Hollywood Nights
Like a Rock
Main Street
Night Moves

Old Time Rock & Roll

Rock 'n Roll Never Forgets

Roll me Away
Shakedown
Shame on the Moon
Still the Same
Sunspot Baby
We've Got Tonight
You'll Accomp'ny Me

Underneath Your Clothes
Whenever, Wherever

Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds
Mr. Tambourine Man
Barely Breathing

Easy Come, Easy Go
Julie Do You Love Me
The Heretic Anthem
Spit it Out

Wait and Bleed


Anthem for the Year 2000
Freak
Tomorrow
Mockingbird

50 Ways to Leave Your Lover

I Think I'm in Love With You
I Wanna Love You Forever
Where You Are (With Nick Lachey of 98

Degrees)

Thong Song
All for You
Kiss Me

There She Goes

I Remember You

Youth Gone Wild
Fly to the Angels

Up All Night
Oh Babe, What Would You Say
Freakin' It
Getting' Jiggy Wit' It

Just Cruisin'
Just the Two of Us
Miami
Wild Wild West

Will2K
Misery
Runaway Train

Don't Give up on Us, Baby
...Baby One More Time
(You Drive me) Crazy
Don't Let me be the Last to Know

E-Mail my Heart

From the Bottom of my Broken Heart

Lucky
Oops, I Did it Again

Soda Pop
Sometimes
Stronger
Holler

Say You'll Be There

Two Become One

Wannabe
Rubberband Man
Affairs of the heart
Don't Talk to Strangers
Tempted

Everybody Wants You

The Stroke
Right Now

Fade

For You
It's Been Awhile
Mudshovel

Far From Over
Moonlight Feels Right
Afternoon Delight

Back Off, Boogaloo
The No-No Song

Photograph
You're Sixteen

Nothing's Gonna Stop us Now
Sara
We Built This City
Deacon Blue
Do it Again

Reelin' in the Years
Peace Train

Wild World
The Streak
Do You Think I'm Sexy
Forever Young

Leave Virginia Alone
Motown Song

So Far Away
Some Guys Have All the Luck

Tonight's the Night

You're in my Heart
Big Bang Baby
Big Empty
I'm Stone in Love With You
You Make me Feel Brand New

Babe

Blue Collar Man (Long Nights)
Come Sail Away
Don't Let it End
The Grand Illusion
Lady
Lorelei
Love is the Ritual
Man in the Wilderness
Miss America
Mr. Roboto

Renegade
Rockin' the Paradise
Show me the Way

Snowblind

Suite Madame Blue
Superstars
Too Much Time on my Hands

Fat Lip

In Too Deep
On the Radio

Eye of the Tiger
The Search is Over

She's Like the Wind
Ballroom Blitz

Little Willy

Girlfriend

Boogie Ooogie Oogie
Heaven Must Be Missing an Angel
More Than a Woman
Copperline
Everyday
How Sweet it Is (To be Loved by You)


(You Are My) Only One

Shower the People
The Things We Do For Love
Because the Night (Unplugged Version)


The Boys are Back in Town
Whiskey in the Jar

How's it Gonna Be

I'll Never Let You Go
Jumper
Hold On Loosely

Rockin' Into the Night
So Caught up in You
Hooked on a Feeling

Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head
Move it on Over

Easy to be Hard
Joy to the World
Just an Old-Fashioned Love Song
Be Like That

Krytonite

Could've Been
I Say Him Standing There



I Think We're Alone Now
Tiptoe Through the Tulips
No Scrubs

Come Down

The Lion Sleeps Tonight
Hold the Line

Rosanna
Drops of Jupiter

Meet Virginia
She's on Fire
Let Her In
Any Man of Mine

Feel Like a Woman
From This Moment On



Rock This Country

That Don't Impress Me Much
You're Still the One

Oops (Oh My)

Holding Out for a Hero

Total Eclipse of the Heart
Black #1
We Are the World

My Way

U Don't Have to Call

U Got it Bad

U Make Me Wanna

U Remind Me
Grease
My Eyes Adored You

Can't Stop Loving You
Love Walks In
When It's Love

Why Can't This be Love
Ice Ice Baby
Play That Funky Music


Hitchin' a Ride
At This Moment

Take Good Care of my Baby
We Like to Party
Everything You Want
You're a God

The Freshmen
In the Navy
Macho Man
YMCA
Me, Myself, and I


Living on the Edge of a Broken Heart
All I Need
Missing You
I Know What Boys Like
The Difference
Heroes
One Headlight
Three Marlenas
All Night Long

Cherrie Pie
Heaven

I Saw Red
I'll Never Love This Way Again
I Wanna Be Somebody
Wild Child
Everything She Wants
Freedom
Wake me Up, Before You Go-Go
Teenage Dirtbag

Fool for Your Loving
Here I Go Again

In the Still of the Night
Is This Love
Athena
Play That Funky Music (White Boy)
(Ain't Nothin' Gonna) Break My Stride
Let's Hear it for the Boy
Angel
Millenium
Dreamin'

Love Is (With Brian McKnight)
Save the Best for Last
Respect Yourself

Give it Up
Hold On
Impulsive

Release Me
You're in Love
Just a Friend
Let 'Em In
My Love

Silly Love Songs
With a Little Luck

Ain't no Sunshine (When She's Gone)
Just the Two of Us
Lean on Me
I Just Called to Say I Love You
Part Time Lover
Dream Weaver

In the Year 2525
Give me All Your Loving

Comments/Jokes

Necrophiliac pop
Rupaul
Pokemon, Pikachu

Mindless Disco
Bill did that to
Monica
And catching syphillis
Huh huh, she
said snake
Lexus to Ron
Jeremy
Musical NyQuil
The bunghole
Jenna Jameson to
Nikki Tyler
NO
Humping dogs
Congress and Ken
Starr to Monica
Is Britney
Spears' implants
With ten million
naked babes
Rocco might be
standing next to
you.
Of an "adult
film" career?
So can you
retire, NOW?
Where he won't go
The only thing as
bad as a Celine
Dion or Michael
Bolton "song"
From this crap
Ben Johnson could
outrun him
Jenna Jameson's
favorite song
Korn + N Sync=This crap
...dust
That they still
get hit songs
Amy Fisher is
Hair band fluff
Not enough
Geritol or
Viagra?
post 80's Chicago Power Ballad
And in your
career?
Soundtrack/Diane
Warren garbage.

Did a duet with N Sync
Weak crap
Money $
My first wish,
Jasmine St.
Claire for a
night.
Celine Dion
would love it
Worst song of 2001?

Bill Gates' money
Gonadically challenged
Tipper when Gore
gets it up
I'm a wimp
Rupaul at a Boys'
"private school"
Charlie Sheen
without money to
pay the "escorts"
In Worst 100
Pure unescapeable
torture
Can you say lame?

pre-Godsmack
Fitting title for
a dead band
pre-BLANDstreet
Boys
I have no dick
Had another hit
song (GOOD)
Dumb dance music
John Bobbit post-
penis removal
Neil Young wannabes
You need testes
Wimp pop
Whining crapola
Needs rebuilding
Monica to "Little
Willie" Monica
to Hilary?
Like you guys?
Calm down Butthead
Limo wreck
Bestiality
Leif Garret
covered it
In Worst 100
"Latino" crap
And it sucked
Britney Spears'
theme song
pre-N Sync, pre
Backstreet Boys
Schlock Rock
VH1 "Big 80's"
"Sampling"?
Who needs NyQuil?
pre-soft "rock"

Because he sucks?
And he'll never get
IT up either
Ron Jeremy at a
Mandy Moore
concert
No testes pop
Tipper and Al's
"honeymoon"
pre-New Kids
Bubblegum pop crap
Past their prime
Hall of Wimps
In a pickup
truck?
Yee-HA
Construction site
party anthem
Need some balls?
Bowling alley anthem
One more beer please
Gigolo anthem
Gang band on
Marilyn Chambers
Lame "rock"
ballad garbage
Cheerleader tripe
Can't get it
up? Too bad
Lacking in nads?
NyQuil boy group pop
In obscurity
We suck ass
now yeahhh
And I'll never
light your
farts
In Worst Ten
Depeche Mode
ripoff (Policy
of Truth)
More like crap
That sucks
post-New Kids
crapola
Shouldn't their 15 minutes have run
out already?
What the Hell
does THAT mean?
What, your
shameless marketting?
Nikelodeon crap
Wierd Al
without humor
Wimp "Rock"
VH1's Wet Dream
pre-NKOTB, pre
Backstreet Boys
pre-N Sync, etc
Blandstreet Boys
with guitars,
lite pop muzak
Hopefully they'll
stay there
Chuck Berry
ripoff (Sweet
Little 16)
I started to
choke
Too bad Michael
Bolton or Celine
Dion wasn't in it
Travolta loves it
And no testicles
Disco dancer
without a dick
What the female
"costars" say to
Peter North
Ballbreaker?
Cheyenne Sliver
to Peter North
What a metaphor
Classic Schlock
Bill to Monica
Hilary to Tipper?
Whitney Houston
covered it
That Al Gore's
human?
80's soul cheese
Did not make
Bill resign
KEEP IT IN
YOUR PANTS
pre-school hip
hop, 'N Suck
garbage


Sounds like
Hoootie and
the BLOWfish
Boring crap
In their pants?
Modern Rock my Ass
Wimp "punk"
"Rock" for six year olds
Makes Greenday
sound like the
Clash
Oogachoka
Oogachoka
Get the guy
another cookie
With a blowup
doll?
This is how date
rape starts
Worthless
BAD cover
He has (Thanks
God)
God awful cover
Can't get it up?
In Worst 10, the
Chin. govt. uses
this for torture
How about NOT
SINGING for a
suggestion?
So is artistic
songwriting
In Worst 200
People were
burned alive for
doing less in
medeival times
Like a Kennedy he
slept with a 16
yr old babysitter
Cum provider
Helping her avoid
listening to this
"music"
Torturous
Grocery Store
Muzak
Don't let her be
exposed to this
This alone makes
him deserving of
being put through
a bunch of tables
You'll be shot
down by the
firing squad, YES
Good lipstick?
With hairspray? Kick in the balls It's your crap
Lose the makeup
Pass the mousse
Living with
menstruation
Runaway hooker?
You give hard
rock a bad name
Shoot HIM down
pre-Amy Grant
Be very afraid
pre-Ricky Martin
"Rock" Ballad
Lose the Skoal
You need talent
We'll watch Jenna
Jameson "movies"
Since you had
any hits?
Piece of crap
That's why they
call it dope
Reason for New
Wave's bad image
pre-Hanson
Is bad music
Michael Bolton
wrote it, In
Lite "Rock"
Hall of Crap
John Bobbit pop
Pop with no nuts
Wimperroos
#1 Wussmeisters
Smells like
Alanis Morrissete
In Worst 205
Who needs NyQuil?
Poetic my ass
What the Hell
does THAT mean?
Classic Crock
Musical NyQuil
John Waybe Bobbit
after losing his
"pride and joy"
Of blowup dolls?
Even for novelty
stuff pretty dumb
Drugs are bad
mmmkay?
Huh Huh, he said
come
Ripoffs of
Nirvana
Poison would
love it
STUPID lyrics
Blandstreet
Boys of grunge
Ripoff of GWAR?
(Jack the World)
Ginger Lynn's?
Vince Voyeur's
man juice
N Sync of Grunge "Rock"
Redneck anthem
Country disco
Alisha Klass to
Sean Michaels

Unless he
meets Monica
Bestiality
fantasy
Britney Spears
with Ron Jeremy
Orgasms?
John Holmes?
Boy Group
garbage, great
cure for
insomnia
Didn't need to
hear it again
Jerry Falwell
pop
pre-Debbie
Gibson
In Worst Five
Ron Jeremy post
"film" wrapup
Soundtrack crap
Jon Dough with
Johnni Black
Low point of
the Eighties
Peter North's
pole?
How genuis
Jenna Jameson?
Ginger Lynn with
Harry Reems and
Ron Jeremy
Wedding song
as NyQuil
pre-Menudo
pre-N Sync
Grocery store
muzak
NO

That you suck?
Chaka Khan's
worst recorded
moment

Because you can't
get it up?
In Worst Five
We won't care,
duet garbage

One WHINING
voice
Listening to
lite "rock"?
Because he can't
get erect
Use your fingers
Wasn't this kind
of torture
stopped by
Amnesty already?
Most of her
boyfriends
Full suckiness
I wouldn't have
dated a bagel
boy
Another teenager?
Is it about jacking off?
To ignore her
"voice"
She doesn't
Molestor pop
Maybe their worst
In Worst 205
For Writing wimp
songs?
Sounds like
bad late
Eighties Heart
Do I win?
Maybe she wanted
TESTES
You might see us
"performing"
post-Barry Manilow
pre-Kenny G
post-Dean Martin
Smells like
Britney Spears
Was much better
the first time
Not inside
Jenna Jameson
When you get
some SINGING
LESSONS maybe
Most shameless
song ever?
When you buy an
issue of Cheri
Barg Bag Pop
With Ron
Jeremy?
Poodle Rock
Ballad, hairspray
and Spandex
Metaphor for
groupie hotels?
Definitely his
worst
Retirement home
rock
Smells like
Celine Dion
A disgrace to
the original
To retire?
Are good songs
on lite "rock"
stations
Ozzy's worst
recorded moment
He's crashed
and burned
Jewel would
love it
To shag
Houston in a
gang bang
Musical NyQuil
...Crap
post-Doobie
Brothers
On Phil Collins'
head?
The tobacco he
chews
How original
Prince rip
off (1999)
Terrible cover
Disney garbage
In Worst 205
pre-98 Degrees
Did she bring
the vibrator?
Spandex "metal"
Forget NyQuil
Actually it's
AMERICAN INDIAN
pre-Partridge
Family
4th rate Pearl
Jam ripoffs
Uses this music
as torture
Suicide would be nice
Eddie Vedder
wannabe
Unoriginality Supreme
Redneck rock
For porno
VH1 Grunge
And feeling
constipated
Attempt at
romanctic
meaning
A beer bottle?
Yee-HA, Britney
Spears' family
pre-Bob Villa
Soccer mom
workout song
N Suck covered
it
VH1 Fodder
AWFUL cover
Bush would
love it
To win rigged
Grammys?
In Worst 100
Roid Pop
Ya'll come back
now ya here?
Thanks to Spandex
Emo crap
Roids Pop
No testes pop
Cheesier than
Velveeta
Someone does
The reason we
needed Chuck
Berry and Elvis
Who cares?
pre-Celine
Dion
NyQuil combined
with Sominex
pre-Lara
Fabian
pre-Spice Girls
Chris DeBORE
Rock with no nuts
Be afraid, be
very afraid
What the Hell
does THAT mean?
Spandex, mouuse
glam garbage
Power Ballad
Let's get balls
In Worst 100
Mullethead rock
NKOTB rock
To retire, to not
wear hairspray?
Slutty groupies
pre-Blandstreet
Boys, pre-N Suck
ZZZZZZZZZ
Cheesier than
Melted Velveeta
Dumber than Jesse Camp
"Top 40" Trash
MTV Hip-Hop
Of your shitty "music"?
NyQuil Country
Calm down John
Rocker
As if we care
UB40 do his tunes
better than him
Painful, just
painful, Smells
like Celine Dion

She ruined it
Almost makes the
original decent
She's the beast
In Worst 205
In Worst Ten, huge torture chamber
We didn't ask you
to "sing"
R Kelly, how could you?
In Worst Five
The advantage of
lite "rock"
marketting
Painful, just
painful
YOU SUCK
Celine Dog Face
Don't play this
Will you stop?
Deserving of the
electric chair
Are the BLAND
street Boys
Don't let them
listen to Bolton
or Celine Dion
Smells like Bush
Exploitation of
the worst kind
Rednecks love it
More like Muzak
Train crashed
Yee-Ha, get me da
chewin tobacca
The singer's body hit the floor
Anabolic steroid rock
Dixie Rock
In Worst 100
Yuppie anthem
YEE-HA
pre-Vince Gill
pre-Shania Twain
Margarita sunset?
John Wayne Bobbit?
Pamela Anderson/
Tommy Lee's video
Sears Muzak
You BLOW
Because it sucks,
dumb rock ballad
Classic Schlock
Monica Lewinsky?
Marilyn Quayle?
No testicle pop
Awful torture
Then get on
your knees
We can count
Olympic garbage
K.D. Lang to
Ellen Degeneres
Hardly
Poodle Rock
Greenday and
Bon Jovi combined
Modern CROCK
Answering the
phone for sex?
In adult films?
Santa Maria?
Jenna to Jon's
Dough
pre-Mandy Moore
Robotic Celine
Dion, bleh
Stupid Cover
Shameless
commercialism
Where Chef gave
it to Kathy Lee?
Says Ginger Lynn
Immature, boring,
and overplayed
There's a kegger
at THIS frat
Whiny Poodle Poofs
Spandex, mouuse
Dumb Chick,
Power Ballad
post-lobotomy
No nad pop
Ultimate wimpitude
Soul Cheese
The Fugees'
version was
better
Peter North's opposite
Long Tune
Mindless
Boring Song
Learn to Write
Just Awful
Radio payola?
This is crap
Spandex "metal"
Slutty hairspray
Poodle Rock
Classic Schlock
Drunken Mullet
Construction
Worker about
to score
Huh huh, head
John Mellencrap
would love it
Lite "rock" crap
Ron Jeremy to
Traci Lords
Not your career
We scored with
two chicks, dude
Kojak Pop
With Boy George
John Holmes and
his "hot dog"
One hit blunder
boy group garbage
Soundtrack cheese
Who needs NyQuil?
In Alabama
Boring song
Neo-Hair "Metal" Ballad Crap
Yuppies love it
All his crap
is the same
Musical NyQuil
pre-N Sync
pre New Kids
on the Block
Who gives a fuck?
Stupid disco
In Worst 15
So do sex toys
Honesty is good
Over the Hill
Need Rogaine?
pre-Ricky Martin
Acoustic elderly
Soft porn "music"
Prep chick ballad
pre-Britney
Spears
They need one
Not exactly
Korn soundalike crap
NyQuil Rock
2nd rate Alice
in Chain ripoff
In Worst 100
neo Hair Rock
Dumb Rock Ballad
post-Bush
Peter Cetera
would love it
Definitely forgot
his soul/funk
roots, sad as
Hell sellout
Disco sellout
Hick Rock
In Worst 100
AWFUL cover
Mindless junk
Who cares?
How insightful
of you
Tell Metallicrap
Led Zep ripoff
NyQuil Rock
Adolescent trash
Poison of
pop "punk"
A "Punk" Ballad
We won't care
And eat some grits
pre-Peter Cetera
For a career
Barney Rock
Vouyer Rock
BRING BACK SLASH OK?
NASCAR Rock
Kiss my Ass
Tipper on Speed
No Comment
Stalker Pop
Secretaries to
"Slick Willie"
Monica to Bill
post-Brady
Bunch
They're
Silverchair
I Don't Care
Horrible crap
A shameful
moment for an
ex-Beatle
Your porn flicks
How suave
Rush looking at
Internet porn
Use a vibrator
In Worst 100
What about sex?
NyQuil combined
with Benadryl
The latest
boring ballad
Proves why the
Eagles sucked
Rush Limbaugh
watching Jenna
Jameson "movies"
pre-Faith Hill,
lite pop crap
VH1 loves it
post-80's Heart
Yuppie sex
fantasy
Mindless 80's
Wimp rock, post
Eagles
"Sensitive" music
Attempt at Rock
In Worst 100
pre-Edwin McCain
As exciting as a
Ben Stein movie
In Worst 100
Shameless Olympic
promotion
pre-Kenny G
Not with Linda
Tripp in it
Burned out
Es muy mala
Smells like
N Suck
From your crappy "music"?
Exploitative crap of 9/11
Latino my ass
Overplayed crap
Now deliver my pizza
But you suck
ZZZZZZZZZ
Hardly
NyQuil Rap
Crappy Rapper
Shitty sampling
Wimp Rap
In Worst 100
pre-Hanson
pre-N Sync
Burned out
Kill the World
Friend in Warsaw
Past his prime
monkeys love it
Pre-school rap
Burned out
pre-LFO
She said it
Lite "rock" crap
In Worst 205
Friends with
Jerry Falwell?
Sleeping aid
pre-Jimmy Buffet
Cheese Rock
And the groupies?
Without testes?
Lounge singer
Lite pop cheese
In Worst 100
Yet this song is
big time arson
Electric Boobs?
Exploitive
"tribute"
Lite "Rock"
mixed with
disco, dumb
70's duet
The lame
He did that for
lite "rock"
Celine Dion,
Michael Bolton,
and Peter Cetera
would love it
One hit blunder,
lame wimp pop
Velveeta Cheese
To stuff a sock
down your pants?
Viagra Pop
Come on to sluts
What smarts
Total pussies
Lite "rock",
Power Ballad
Masturbator Rock
Mullethead
threesomes
Barf Bag Please
Musical NyQuil
Stupid Video
Don't expose her
to this garbage
"Sensitive" Rock
Sausage lover?
Classic Rock?
Classic CROCK(as
in shit)
Attempt at meaning
Their career?
Kindergarden pop
American lameass
Frat boy rock
In Worst 200
AKA Every Rose Has Its Thorn
This means what?
pre-Poison
Michael Bolton
wrote it
Groupie slut rock
Spandex nation
Glam disco coke
anthem
No comment needed
post-New Kids
garbage
Blasphemous cover
of a Prince
classic, more painful than fangs
Bar Mitzvah crap
Wedding song crap
Jenna Jameson is
So does Ron Jeremy
The Manson family?
Whining garbage
Shit on the radio
Not exactly
N Sync of hard
rock
Pre-school rock,
Mother Goose rock
Most songs with this title SUCK
post-Vanilla Ice
post-New Kids
Worst "rap"
lyrics ever?
Boys just wanna
fuck
Dumb prom ballad
Primary or
secondary?
Bet Mix Crap
No one hits 1.000
Boring rock for mallrats
Declined after
leaving Animotion
which says a lot
Ruined a funny
movie
This is called
Classic Rock?
Phooey
In Worst 100
Viagra pop/rock
A market that censors good tunes
He should know
To get erect?
Muzak cover
Jerry Falwell pop
Would be voted
off of Survivor
Creed + Bon Jovi
Heh heh yeah break
Just break up now, please?
Pointless cover
Up the Hershey Highway
In Worst 100
Who needs NyQuil?
Monkeys write
with more
intelligence
than these guys
Payola Rock
The horror, the horror
We won't care
To being *N Suck?
To the "adult movie" theatre?
Not if it's
Nicole Bass
The Chicago Cubs?
NyQuil+Benadryl
Neo-Hair Metal
Modern Crock
Linda Lovelace?
Wimp "Rock"
pre-Vertical
Horizon
On Love Songs of
the 70's CD's
Bestial orgies
are WRONG
Kraft Cheese
So bad that
Poison would
cover it, cheese
of the 70's
Peter Cetera
would love it
Gang bang pop
One of the
dumbest songs
EVER
That you're "singing" sucks?
She's as real as porn stars' breasts
Looks over talent
Who are you kidding?
No pueda cantar
Something else
In Worst 15
Construction
worker looking for a slutty, tramp
secretary
Randy West with
Traci Lords
Not their best
pre-Puff Daddy
Terrible use of
sampling
Country, Lite
"Rock" Garbage
Since he just
made us puke
Madonna on an
average day or
week
The original was
bad enough
Sean Penn?
Actress and artist my ass
Purim?
Vivid Video pop
Loose cunt
Just go away
already, bitch
Then don't "sing"!
Then give me a blowjob
Dennis Rodman's
locker room?
Boring techno garbage
In Worst 100
With a title like
that he could
write for
Michael Bolton
In Worst 100
And we could
care less
We joke about them
Makes Styx sound
ballsy
Total wimp, ryhmes with gimp
They blow each other
post-Spinal Tap
Kings of Cheese
Raylene?
Transvestites?
Just Say No
Unlistenable crap
Awful Cover
NyQuil Rock
Disney soundtrack
piece of crap
Soft "rock" crap
Lite "rock" shite
Take this DICK
Too much Viagra?
Pre-school hip-hop
Ripoff of Eric B
and Rakim
NyQuil Rock
Redneck Rock
Yawn
Bad group
Modern "Rock"
for hicks
STUPID Lyrics
post-Journey
Great band, bad
song
Not their best
Grocery Store
Muzak Hell
As good lite "rock"
Dumb novelty
One of the
worst titles
ever, Inspid
uninspired duet
The song of death
Mike Piazza?
Lite "rock" crap
Don't even want
to know what this
means
Ricardo mierda
A new low for "Sir" Paul
Paul's worst song
Disco cokeheads
Lite "Rock" duet
garbage, Grocery
Store Muzak
Be very afraid
Post-drunken
coitus
Solo New Kids
garbage
"Gospel" garbage
NyQuil R & B
post-Lionel Richie
Who needs NyQuil?
Lite Crock
Who cares?
One of the
worst songs
in Rock History
Will you share
your food, then?
Lite Schlock,
Very shameless
And you stuffed
it with donuts
and hot dogs
Smells like
Load-present
era Metallicrap
Rock goes disco
Formula ballad
Classic Crock
Smells like Boston
Makes normal
people want to
take speed pills
to stay awake
Choking the
chicken
From the state
of Bobby Knight
Bad cover
Female porn stars
to North's Peter
pre-New Kids
NyQuil alert
Bores one to tears
STUPID lyrics
Sellout You
Beginning of the
end
EMBARRASING Lyrics
Neo-Pop Metal
Please Do
Garage Stink
Country Pop
Ballad crap
NyQuil Rock
Other than their money
Makes Seger sound
like a genuis
post-Warrant
Power Ballad
remake of a
classic tune
Mullet Rock
Beer at the frat
Worse than Crue?
Pretentious crap
VH1 Formula pop
Lite Pop from Hell
Wind just broke
All they need is
some talent
Lite "Rock"
Ballad from Hell
Mike was always
the least
talented one
in Genesis
Try THIS magic
trick
Classic NyQuil
Grocery Store
Muzak
NyQuil Rock
Classic CROCK
Swings both ways
He learned well
The dumb song AND video?
Pointless cover
Unneccesary Comeback
pre-Britney
Spears
Spandex Ballad
Mutilated testes?
Lite "Rock" crap
No tienen cojones
To a trailer park?
Premature
ejaculation rock
Viagra works well
Front row seats
for an 'N Sync
"concert"?
Ride on Rock
Pedophile pop,
post-Paula Abdul
How considerate
Whining "poetic"
crap
"Singing" is
over her head
Worst use of the
word
Artistic my ass
New version of
You Light up
My Life
NyQuil Pop
Start of a
Musical Decline
Mallrats with
big hair love it
Backstage with pre teen groupies
We are full of
STD's
Lung Disease
Rock
Spandex, makeup
Power Ballad
Did we need another Slipknot?, Hell no
Sounds of the 70's
Lite "Rock" crap
Bad cover
post-NKOTB
Garbage
The smallest things?
NyQuil Pop
Attempt at
"Latino" music
You're SO special
Holiday exploitation
To their careers
soon (Thank God)
Bestiality Pop
NyQuil Pop, Title
as long as a
Michael Bolton
"song"
Like you'll be?
N Suck they really blow
Listening to your
"singing"?
post-New Kids
They're Gonna be
in Obscurity
Will go their fucking careers
Almost makes the
original sound
good
In Worst Five
This song SUCKS
So does Spandex
Boy Band Rap
Third Grade Grammar
Pre-school Hip Hop
Lasts forever
pre-N Suck
pre-Garth Brooks
Best argument
for condoms
Mindless crap
New Kids of pop "punk"
Britney Spears
in Hustler
post-Menudo
Attempt at
"Hardcore" Rap
Forshadowed the
Blandstreet
Boys and N Suck
pre-Vanilla Ice
pre-Hanson
In Worst 205,
only Michael
Bolton is worse
In Worst 100,
Totally painful
They will
seduce pre-teens
pre-Las Vegas
Do we really
care?
I honestly could
give a crap
Nadir of the 80's
Shameless
soundtrack garbage
pre-98 Degrees

Of how you suck?
That you sound like Metallicaca
White Lion would
love it
Cheesier than
Velveeta and Kraft
Even if you
suck ass
"Best Mix" wimp
"Rock", VH1 fodder
Don't SING
Overplayed
Don't piss Mr. T off
Shut up Beavis
Just a slut?
Hangover Rock
To Windy 100 FM
Deer Hunter Rock
Boy Groups equal Musiccrap
Worst Song Title
of All Time?
Tipper to Al
Monica to Bill
Moncia to Hilary?
Bill's been blown
Greatest
motivation song
since it's existed
Too similar to
Metallica's Load
Clever title,
bad song
Funny video,
Overplayed song
Self-Sex
Annying voice
From pop-punk
to novelty rock
pre-New Kids
Yoko OH NO
New Order wannabes
STD Pop
Lobotomy Pop
Gulf War Pop
Lite "Rock" crap
That swallows goo?
Nepotism SUCKS

Lay off the NyQuil
One of Ozzy's
worst tunes
Ozzy using too
much hairspray
and makeup
Doggy Style
pre-Joey McIntyre
pre-N Suck
pre-Shania Twain
Country disco
Masturbation pop
Sounds of the 70's
Musical NyQuil
Their hairspray?
Retard Metal
Goddamn Posuer Shite
Makes Ben Stein
sound interesting
And Poison is
playing on FM
Priest ripoff
Proud to wear
lipstick?
Plaigirism is your name
Rocked balls
Blatant 2nd rate
Exhorder ripoff
We're TOUGH guys
Please No
Why we needed
Little Richard,
Chuck Berry, and
Jerry Lee Lewis
2nd rate Mariah
Carey soundalike
Ohhh, what a
tough life he
has to go through
Frat boy crap rock
Cheesy cheesy
In Worst 205
Stalker, voyeur
pop
pre-Milli Vanilli
pre-New Kids on
the Block
John Bobbit and
his long john
You got laid?
Stop smoking dope
Time to lay off
the weed dude
No one's perfect
Hilary "reading"
Penthouse
That means what?
MTV "Hip-Hop"
Feeling's mutual
Lacking brains?
Kill yourself
Rap-"Metal" bullshit
O-Town of Hard Rock
Should have been aborted
In Worst Ten,
glam makeup ballad
Teenage groupie
Shagging your
adolescent fans?
Attempt at
spirituality
Monica to Bill
Smells like Nelson
Almost makes
Motley Crue
sound like
Anthrax and Slayer

Wierd Al wannabes
Unintentionally
humorous attempt
at "Latino" music, Elvis' low point
Even genuises have off days

Cheese of the
90's
pre-Michael Bolton
He was better than Zeppelin, Stones, and the Beatles,
right; NOT
The way Joey Buttafucco like em
Neo-Mullet Rock
Fred Durst's latest "discovery"
Plaigirist for Life
His money
And ripped off
cool songs
Bastardization of
a good rap song
Shitty
You Need Originiality
Wimpy "Hip-Hop/R % B"
Plaigirism is illegal
Awful "sampling"
Smells like 98
Degrees
Kill Yourself then
Harden my cock
Another one rides
the bus
Stays in your head
Radio ca-ca
NyQuil Rock
Bang your balls
Cheerleader Rock
Kraft Velveeta
Cheese Metal
Dumb chick disco
Newt to his
secretaries
Went soft in a
bad way
Sounds like Sugar
Ray
Overplayed to
the gills
No nuts TV show
theme song pop
NyQuil isn't
even needed
When Ann buys
a donut?
Lite "Rock"
garbage
NyQuil Ballad
Classic Rock?
Classic CROCK
Mullet Rock
Change the mullet
Take it up the
bunghole
Bill to Monica
pre-80's Chicago
Celine Dion
soundalike
To STOP SINGING
Soft rock NyQuil
Elevator Dance
Music Cheese
In Worst 100
Over the Hill
Say CHEESE
like Kraft
...Worthless
"Love Songs" CD
Collection crap
Mindless disco
Shameless garbage
Las Vegas casino
lounge music
Nursing Home Rock
Depends Rock
To "Soft Rock"
Windy 100 FM
Nyquil Dance Music
Lounge Disco
Transvestite Rock
"Sensitive Male"
Pop
post-Boy George
Burned Out
NyQuil Rock
Test for a pulse
Castrati pop
Smells like 98
Degrees/N Suck
post-Wham
Lite "Rock" crap
Low point of the
Sixties
Shame of England
This makes me feel like puking
pre-Kenny G
Worst Song Ever?

STUPID Title
What the fuck?
Wear a condom
Demons are cooler
Melted Power Ballad Cheese
Breaking wind
No testes man
Wimp Pop
Thank God the
Beatles arrived
pre-Leo Sayer
pre-BLANDstreet
Boys
NyQuil Pop
Breaking wind
Lasts too long
Grits Rock
Alabama Days
In his head
pre-Vince Gill
The Eagles would
love it
Anthem of
regression
As if he would
know about that

Classic Crock
Soundtrack cheese
STUPID Title
NyQuil Rock
Skoal Rock
Lite "Rock" crap
To the barndance
man, giddy up
Nyquil Pop

The Hispanic Britney Spears
Captain Kirk
tripping on acid
Be very afraid
VH1 No testes
pop/lite "rock"
He should know
Heck, no
Pure genuis
Swallowing cum lately?
Krap + Wimp Dickshit=these guys
Could they be..
Hanson?
Weak
Pearl Jam ripoffs
Mindless 70's
Lite "Rock"
More cheesy than
Kraft and Velveeta
Lazy sampling,
Who cares?
2nd rate Mariah
Carey ripoff
Tiffany combined
with New Kids on
the Block,
totureous
garbage
Repetitive crap
Lame wimp "Rock"
Not with that face
Calm down K.D. Lang
Spandex and
Hairspray Rock
Poodle Rock
Led
Zeppelin ripoffs
Dumb slut "Metal"
Child abuse is
WRONG
AWFUL lyrics
What the Hell
does THAT mean?
post-Vanilla Ice
VH1 Hip-Hop/Rap
Shameless crap
Crap movie tie
in
Egotistical crap
Your "songs"?
Attempt at
relevance
Barry Manilow
would love it
In your implants?
post-Tiffany
That you cannot sing and are an embarrasment?
Sorority chick
pop
Makes Mariah
Carey's worst
songs sound good
To have money?
Did what? Got
more implants?
Pokemon Pop
In Worst 100
Her fake boobs?
Just go away
already.
At the Penthouse
Shoot?
Grocery Store
Muzak
Porn stars?
Mindless disco
Bill and Monica?
Crime Dog McGruff
Rock
George W by whores
Robert Plant
ripoff
Pee Wee Rock
Ratt of pop
"punk"
What a hard life he had
Stop whining
Neo-Hair "Metal"
Korn/Bush
soundalike
Career IS over
Elevator Muzak
Kinky sex fanstasy
Burned out
Senior citizen pop
Of Jenna Jameson?
Statuatory rape
pop
From selling out?

Lite "Rock" crap
In Worst 15
ZZZZZZZZZZZ
Combination of
NyQuil/Sominex
Overplayed
Jerry Garcia
wannabe
"Sensitive" Pop
Dumb novelty
NO
Hugh Heffner
with Viagra
Huh huh, virginia
Like he would know
His talent?
Like Ron Jeremy
in the "adult"
movie business
Date Rape is
WRONG
NyQuil Pop
NyQuil Rock
Neo-Poodle Rock
Leisure suit
lounge soul
pre-Peter
Cetera, pre-
80's Chicago
Mullethead at a
peep show
Truck driver
Rock
Their fame did
Your "career"?
Their "talent"
...Porn star
Threesome Rock
Poodle Rock
NyQuil Rock
Classic Schlock
Mullet with modern technology
High mullettude
Broadway "Rock"
Power Ballad
Schlock
Drugs are bad,
mmmkay?
Jenny McCarthy?
Pretentious crap
And no "staying
power" or ability
to "keep it up"
Musiccrap Central
In crap
Where Styx
should not be
Soundtrack cheese
So is their 15
minutes
Wind has broken
Unintentionally
funny
What gets Bill
in trouble
Too many Sweets,
Modern Crock
What insight
And you've lost
both testicles
A hermaphrodite?
NyQuil Pop
How profound
Deserves
corporal
punishment for
this garbage
Hall of Famer
my ass
STUPID Title
Stick to
directing videos
Ruined a classic
song, Typical
VH1 Material

From the .38
Special concert?
Metallicrap
covered it
Smells like
Matchbox 20
Modern Crock
Frat Boy Rock
To your chewin'
tobacco
pre-Poison
And your mullet?
Hooked on coke
like George W.
Sure it isn't Jon
Dough's sauce?
Pickup truck low
on gas?
Huh huh, hard
pre-Amy Grant
Equals an old time sleeping pill
Like Garth Brooks?
Matchbox 20
soundalike crap
A tramp or slut?
Ruining a Beatles
song like this is
grounds for
capital punishment
Sure you don't
see Peter North?
Only a dog could
hear this one
Pre-school hip-hop
Huh huh, he said
come
More mindless than a line dance
George W. Bush
to a dealer
Masturbatory pop
Watered down Zeppelin
ZZZZZZZZZ
VH1 NyQuil
John Revolting
Trailer park party
So does Rupaul
Britney Spears
will wear a bra and sing live(NOT)
Trailer park tango
Your "voice" or
"singing"?
That lays her
cousin?
Cell phone commercial "Soul"
Holding out for
Ron Jeremy?
Celine Dion
would love it
NyQuil Metal
You are the
egomaniacs
Fan of Limp Bizkit?
Then don't sing OK?
And you can't "sing"
Inhale Fartman's bad gas?
Of Liberace?
Lite "Rock" crap
Sounds of the
70's
Rock Ballad crap
Poodle Rock
Power Ballad
garbage
Sammy Haggard
pre-LFO
Makes the
original sound
good
With a hooker?
Cheesier than
Maccaroni
Before she
imitates Britney?
Idiot slut disco
VH1 Wimp "Rock"
Even Live never
sank THIS low
pre-Matchbox 20
With Boy George?
George Michael?
Where Pee Wee is
Ruined a great
Santana song (No
One to Depend On)
Spandex, mousse
Poodle Rock
Is some testes
And your nuts?
..Jenna Jameson
pre-3rd Eye Blind
AWFUL Cover
No Talent
post-Nelson
Doing construction
Mandy Moore?
Sappy Poodle Rock
Power Ballad
Hair "Metal"
Barry Manilow
would love it
Who cares?
No testes "Metal"
Vibrators and $$
From this crap?
pre-New Kids on
the Block
'N Sync of
Modern Crock
Cock Rock anthem
Poodle Rock
ballad
Led Zeppelin
ripoff
This is garbage
Retire already
Vanilla Ice
covered it
No testes Lite
"Rock" Anthem
Nymphomaniac
Pop, pre-Tiffany
Lite "Rock" crap
NyQuil Pop
Of a Penthouse
pictorial?
Grocery Store
Muzak Ballad
How philosophical
Stick to action
movies
Carney diets now?
To your privates
Carney in the
fridge
From this crap
Who cares?
Stupid cover
To a porn shop
Close to his
worst
This is one
We can kill
Michael Bolton
Dumbest lyrics
ever?
NyQuil Love
Lite Soul Cheese
Even a genuis
has an off day
No one's perfect
Most effective
NyQuil Pop ever
Late 60's Cheese
Formula "Classic"
Rock