This is a page that details the Best and Worst Songs of our history. The songs listed and the comments are basically the opinion of the author of this page. The comments on the bad songs are intended for humor and not to physically, mentally, or emotionally harm anybody; not even those piles of feces known as Michael Bolton and Celine Dion. Besides, if those two little shits were to die tragically, we would never hear the end of the "tributes" and the "dedications to these great artists". So anything wishing death or proclaiming "hatred" of anyone on the Worst Songs list personally is just a joke. Do not, I repeat, do not take it seriously. I haven't updated this page much because I don't exactly have the free time or care as much about this shit as I used to. I've been in the Army for over five years and I've been dating off and on over the last four, plus I'm seeing someone that's a really good people whom I care about a lot (I'm pussywhipped, ha). I'm stationed in Germany right now and that's fucking awesome. Also, some of what I considered bitchin' (term taken from Zappa of course) I can't really understand why I liked (example Dave Matthews Band, uh) and I have a newfound respect for some mullet rock acts from the late Seventies and Eighties (Journey, Boston, Kansas, etc) so if some of those songs are still on the Suck List it's because they are overplayed not because I can't bear to listen to them once in a while.

E-mail is always welcome and I may miss some bad and good songs so please email me and give me some feedback or leave a message in the guestbook. Thank you very much.

This page was inspired by Mike O' Hara's Greatest and Worst Songs Playlist. Unfortunately, it seems Mike took down his site. He did say he had to deal with a family illness of some sort, plus he's focusing on some "plate shifting" on Earth. Something must have changed because the site was taken down for good, never to return. That website was great for those who loved the New Wave Era of the Eighties and Early Nineties or those with a prime distaste for the music of Bob Seger, Styx, John Mellencamp, The Eagles, and Billy Joel. Sure, Mr. O Hara proved to be a big meshugganah(loony for the Gentiles out there), but the site was very provocative and had lots of good information, plus a hilarious Worst Songs page. Since, Greatest and Worst Songs Playlist is down, this site will carry on its tradition, even though I don't update it much anymore because I don't pay anything to maintain it and why throw something away that's free, right?

I don't trade CD-R's anymore. I joined the MP3 revolution three years ago and I haven't gone back since. I still have some CD's in my car for when I don't have time to switch the station on my radio since I play my Zune through FM. Also, the new Megadeth and Slayer CD's rip out your ass and piss down your throat with their awesomeness.